A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
Our nerd love was strong but now it's gone astray.
You care more about your figures from Star Trek: TOS
Than you do about me you lousy P.O.S.
What words can I use to make you understand
That I don't give a good gorram?
Frak off! Frell you!
Smeghead! Can't you see?
Frag Tribbles! You've got trouble with me.
We're lost in space under Cylon attack.
You haven't scrambled your viper since five months back.
I'm living in a Kobayashi Maru.
You're not the droid I'm looking for. I'm frakkin' through.
What words can I use to make you understand
That I don't give a good gorram?
Frak off! Frell you!
Smeghead! Can't you see?
Frag Tribbles! You've got trouble with me.
You show less emotion than a smeggin' replicant.
You wear your bathrobe more often than Arthur Dent.
This red shirt relationship is running out of oxygen.
Thundering Asteroids! Why can't you grok this dren?
What words can I use to make you understand
That I don't give a good gorram?
Frak off! Frell you!
Smeghead! Can't you see?
Frag Tribbles! You've got trouble with me.
Belgium!