Nerd punk from Portland, OR

I've Got a Thing For the Goblin King

Nothing here is quite what it seems.
Are these nightmares or my best dreams?
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,
I fight my way to him undeterred.

I've got a thing for the Goblin King. (x4)

He appears in my room mysteriously,
With his pants tight and his hair all frizzy.
He walks upside-down and turns baubles into snakes.
Don't know how much more I can take.

I've got a thing for the Goblin King. (x4)

Like biting pixes and talking worms,
My love's a contradiction in terms.
I fear him & love him. I must be brave.
He'll be my master and he'll be my slave.

I've got a thing for the Goblin King. (x4)

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I've got a thing for the Goblin King. (x4)